Insta Creep: Joe Jonas And Sophie Turner’s Honeymoon Is Luxurious As F**k…

In our gossip column, we indulge our nosiest desires and delve deep into what the celebs (and ‘celebs’) are doing on social media. Who’s tweeting and deleting? Who’s shady faving? Let’s find out.

Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner have shared some photos from their gorgeous honeymoon in paradise (also known as the Maldives). 

The couple are staying at the luxurious Soneva Fushi resort (the cheapest rooms are around $2000 a night, just as an example for you), which judging by their conspicuously placed hashtags was a nice lil wedding gift for them. But listen, we won’t be bitter about that at all.

Joe posted a glorious drone/GoPro video of him on a waterslide that goes directly from their villa to the sea:

How blue is that ocean! And Sophie posted some pics of Joe enjoying a sunset (and some sushi) on the deck:

It’d make you sick. But like we said, we’re not bitter.

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Amanda Brunker has bared all to show off the results of her recent liposuction.

Sharing a before and after picture with her 10,000 Instagram followers, the broadcaster and columnist said she had revamped her lifestyle, but took an extra step to shift the last few pounds:

Last year I found myself quite sick, pains throughout my whole body, my insides didn’t work very well either. So I decided I need to make a change myself. I improved my diet. Removed my old silver fillings. Started to eat and wash with organic products as much as I could…

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“Even though I had lost 20lbs, I couldn’t lose it off my back. So I treated myself to liposuction… I have to say, I’m chuffed with myself,” she wrote, saying she was still healing from the operation.

Amanda has been praised for being so honest about getting the procedure – how far we’ve come with our attitudes to cosmetic surgery, right? We’re here for people being more open about this type of thing, for sure.

Gemma Collins nearly fell off a boat attempting the Bottle Cap Challenge. 

Gemma is the latest celebrity to attempt to kick the top off a bottle, and well, she did end up doing it, just not in the way she expected:

It doesn’t have the grace of Kendall Jenner’s jet ski kick, but look, we’ll give it to her.

And now it’s time for… #WilloughbyWatch

Charting the public’s obsession with what Holly Willoughby is wearing.

We didn’t get to check in with our girl on Friday, which was apparently their last show before their summer break. Once more, we wish the whole world was allowed to take a month or two off in the summer. Just to recharge and reset. But where were we? Oh yes, her dress.

It is unfortunately another spendy garment by the brand Fenwick, coming in at merely £580. Pocket change! Her followers, always attuned to prices, have begged her to get the show’s fashion department to do a ‘Holly’s look on a budget’ segment. And this time they may be right. Give the people what they want!

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