Celeb goss 22nd October 2019 by Valerie Loftus

Insta Creep: Meredith From The Parent Trap Had The Best Response To Dennis Quaid Marrying A Young One…

What all the celebs are up to on social, from A to Z listers.

In our gossip column, we indulge our nosiest desires and delve deep into what the celebs (and ‘celebs’) are doing on social media. Who’s tweeting and deleting? Who’s shady faving? Let’s find out.

Khloe Kardashian celebrated Kim’s 39th birthday by sharing an old video of her drunk out of her mind. That’s what sisters are for, right?

In fairness, Khloe posted approximately one million lovely photos of her big sis before you get to the clip, which shows Kim sprawled on the bathroom floor, then puking into the toilet:

Considering Kim isn’t a big drinker these days, it’s quite the surprise to see her in that state (though judging by the quality of the video and the backing music, it was definitely aired on some Kardashian show or other).

Kim revealed that she celebrated her birthday with a family dinner at home, catered by her favourite Armenien restaurant – plus a beignet truck and churro stand. Drooling, TBH.

Known for his extravagant gifts, this year Kanye donated $1m to her favourite prison reform charities on her behalf. Can you believe Kim is nearly 40? Not us.

Meredith Blake from The Parent Trap had an excellent response to the news that co-star Dennis Quaid is marrying a young one. 

To be clear, Dennis is 65, and his new fiancée Laura Sovoie is 26. Oh boy.

Elaine Hendrix, the actress who played Dennis’ 26-year-old fiancée in the 1998 film (Dennis was 44 at the time of filming, so the idea of him having a 26-year-old fiancée was sketchy even then), had the perfect quip ready:

Yes Laura. Beware of the twins. And ageing actors looking for young wives.

Nicki Minaj has confirmed her marriage to boyfriend Kenneth Petty after less than a year of dating.

A few months back, Nicki changed her Twitter name to Mrs Petty, and confirmed on her radio show that she and Kenneth had obtained a marriage license.

And according to a video posted on her Instagram this morning, they married on Monday:

Nicki and Kenneth knew each other as teenagers in New York, becoming a couple in December 2018 – but their relationship attracted scrutiny when it emerged that Kenneth is a registered sex offender who has twice spent time in prison for attempted rape and manslaughter.

The rapper previously said she’d retire from music to start a family with her now-husband, but whether she’ll keep to her word remains to be seen.

Miley Cyrus has clarified her rather thoughtless spiel telling women they “don’t have to be gay”, they just have to meet the right man. 

Miley went on Instagram Live on Sunday with new beau Cody Simpson, talking up their relationship while saying: “I always thought I had to be gay, because I thought all guys were evil.”

People didn’t appreciate that, which is understandable, so Miley decided to clear things up:

“I was talking shit about sucky guys, but let me be clear, YOU don’t CHOOSE your sexuality. You are born as you are,” she wrote via the Notes App. “It has always been my priority to protect the LGBTQ community I am a part of. Happy Monday!”

The LGBTQ community might be better protected by not giving any credence to the stereotypes of lesbians and bi women “just needing a man” in the first place, but that’s none of our business…

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