Insta Creep: The Track List For Ariana Grande’s New Album Is Pretty Revealing…

In our gossip column, we indulge our nosiest desires and delve deep into what the celebs (and ‘celebs’) are doing on social media. Who’s tweeting and deleting? Who’s shady faving? Let’s find out.

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Ariana Grande just dropped the track list for Thank U, Next, and well… it’s quite revealing.

The album is coming on February 8, and contains songs called Needy, Ghostin, and Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I’m Bored.

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That last one… considering the timeline of her relationship with Pete Davidson, it’s highly possible that the ‘girlfriend’ in question is Cazzie David, who Pete split up with mere weeks before becoming engaged to Ari. Yeet!

Meanwhile, Cardi B is continuing to slay, politically. 

Conservative columnist Stephanie Hamill did some handwringing about the video for Twerk, Cardi’s collaboration with the duo City Girls – naturally, the video features a lot of ass-shaking.

She asked how that could “empower women”, and Cardi was ready:

It says to women that I can wear and not wear what ever I want. do w.e I want and that NO still means NO. So Stephanie chime in..If I twerk and be half naked does that mean I deserve to get raped and molested ? I want to know what a conservative woman like you thinks 🤔 https://t.co/8UBQQzO6jK

— Cardi B (@iamcardib) January 22, 2019

All these conservatives been harassing me and telling me the most disgusting things these past few days.Listen I’m not telling ya to turn liberal all I’m saying is to admit that your president is fuckin up this country right now! Liberal or conservative we ALL suffer as citizens.

— Cardi B (@iamcardib) January 22, 2019

The implication that everything a woman does has to empower other women is stale AF. If Cardi wants to twerk, she can twerk! If you don’t want to twerk, don’t twerk! Thank you, goodnight.

Remember how Taylor Swift was cast in the film adaptation of the musical Cats? That’s happening now, apparently.

Taylor posted a photo from outside her trailer, which bears the name of her character, Bombalurina – a flirty cat who is interested in the Rum Tum Tugger (these names, I swear to god), set to be played by Jason Derulo.

With other cast members including James Corden, Jennifer Hudson, Ian McKellen, Idris Elba, Rebel Wilson and Judi Dench, this adaptation is set to be very starry indeed. Whether this will make Cats any less ridiculous is a different story.

And now it’s time for… #WilloughbyWatch

Charting the public’s obsession with what Holly Willoughby is wearing.

More gowns for Holly! The National Television Awards were last night, and our girl rolled up in this floaty pink confection by the designer Iris Serban. Knowing the standard of style usually displayed at this awards show, this is unimpeachable. Even though someone has commented saying Emma Willis looked better. Go tell that to Emma Willis! Leave Holly alone!

Then she got right back up again this morning to host This Morning in a dress by the brand Ghost (this one looks similar but not exact? Perhaps she altered the sleeves). Thankfully people are too happy about her NTA win to give out about her clothes today, though some have chastised her for not showing up still drunk/hungover? Mad.

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