Insta Creep: Jessica Simpson Has FINALLY Given Birth To That Baby…

In our gossip column, we indulge our nosiest desires and delve deep into what the celebs (and ‘celebs’) are doing on social media. Who’s tweeting and deleting? Who’s shady faving? Let’s find out.

Jessica Simpson has finally had that baby! Thank GOD. 

The singer has been pregnant for what has to have been about 20 years, dealing with painfully swollen feet, bronchitis, and broken toilet seats. Really, she had it rough – her Instagram was a litany of woes for the last few months of her pregnancy.

But now, Birdie Mae Johnson has been born, weighing in at 10 pounds, 13 ounces:

TEN POUNDS, THIRTEEN OUNCES. No wonder she was having a mare. Oh Jess. Hope you are recovering nicely.

Sophie Turner chugged a glass of wine at a hockey game which is disgusting yet impressive?

The Game of Thrones actress was in Madison Square Garden with her fiancé Joe Jonas when her face flashed up on the jumbotron – in response, she a) dabbed and b) downed her red wine:

Downing red wine! That’s rotten, Sophie. But it has earned her the admiration of many celebs, including Drake and Ashley Graham:

Side note: Why are all the shlebs mad for hockey lately? We need answers.

Robert Downey Jr has ignited a fierce debate by asking who wears a moustache better – himself, Chris Evans, or Mark Ruffalo. 

The Avengers actors have all sported mos at one time or another, to varying degrees of success:

Ok this time it's real—Who wore it best, @ChrisEvans @MarkRuffalo? pic.twitter.com/EyrKGKVfem

— Robert Downey Jr (@RobertDowneyJr) March 20, 2019

As you can see by the 33,200 replies, people are taking this question verrrrry seriously.

So far, only Mark has stepped up to plead his case, providing a truly amazing collage of all the moustaches he has had through the years.

I mustache…does quantity count? Or different kinds of mustaches? I've seen quite a few unique styles over the years 😂 pic.twitter.com/AhQGMvII0a

— Mark Ruffalo (@MarkRuffalo) March 20, 2019

We have to say, based on the initial tweet alone, the winner is Mark. We don’t know what Chris or Robert were thinking. Ruffalo 4ever <3

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt7nGKenGkv/

Travis Scott is laying it on reaaal thick on Kylie Jenner’s Instagram, perhaps as an antidote to all those cheating rumours.

According to People, earlier this month Kylie found some suspicious texts on the rapper’s phone, but Travis denied cheating on her. You can understand why she’d be a bit sensitive ATM, given all the Jordyn Woods stuff.

Travis then decided to start doing “everything he can” to prove to her that he’s serious about their relationship, wearing a hoodie with her face on it to a basketball game, and now… leaving heart eye emojis on her thirst traps.

Wow, he’s really convincing us here. Such poetry! Travis, you old romantic.

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