Insta Creep: Kim Kardashian Has Squashed The Conspiracy Theory That She’s The ‘Kiki’ Drake’s Singing About…

In our gossip column, we indulge our nosiest desires and delve deep into what the celebs (and ‘celebs’) are doing on social media. Who’s tweeting and deleting? Who’s shady faving? Let’s find out.

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Lily Allen had to preemptively reveal a very personal story from her upcoming book after it was leaked to the Daily Mail.

In My Thoughts Exactly, Lily talks about her ‘dark days’ after the release of her 2014 album Sheezus and the dissolution of her marriage to Sam Cooper, and admitted that she slept with female escorts while she was on tour.

Writing on Instagram, she said someone who had read the book ahead of its release this month had given the story to the Mail, so she decided to get ahead of it:

I slept with female escorts when I was on tour, cause I was lost and lonely and looking for something. I’m not proud, but I’m not ashamed. I don’t do it anymore. The Mail are gonna run with the story tomorrow cause someone leaked it, and they’re bound to make sound worse than it was. Just wanted to give you er, the ‘heads up’!

Bet the DM are RAGING she released the story on her own terms. Fair play Lily.

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This video of Lindsay Lohan dancing awkwardly at her club in Mykonos is just… everything. 

She looks like someone’s aunt giving it socks at a wedding:

There’s just so much to love about it. The weird wriggle at the start, the hair flips, the knee-raises…

The video has been turned into a bit of a meme, with people setting it to all sorts of songs and Busy Philipps attempting to copy it on her own Insta (and being cheered on by Chrissy Teigen):

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Lindsay seems to be cool with it all though, posting several videos with the hashtag #DoTheLilo. We love a good sport.

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We love a good conspiracy theory, don’t you? But alas, Kim says there’s no substance to the one about her being the ‘Kiki’ Drake sings about on In My Feelings.

According to this viral fan theory, the clues were there all along – Kim’s sisters call her ‘Kiki’, they had matching Instagram captions one time, and Drake and Kanye are allegedly beefing, but no one is sure what about.

Commenting under a video about the rumours on the Instagram gossip account The Shade Room, Kim shut it all down, or attempted to at least:

“Never happened. End of story.” We’d be inclined to believe her, TBH.

And now it’s time for… #WilloughbyWatch

Welcome to Insta Creep’s regular segment #WilloughbyWatch, in which we explore the public’s obsession with what Holly Willoughby wears on This Morning.

Friends, she’s back. This snazzy skirt is from Topshop and is already pretty much gone, unless you’re a size 38. She’s not pleasing everyone though – one commenter says she looks like “a waitress in the highlands of Scotland”. Wow. Sick burn.

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