Insta Creep: Love Island’s Megan Has Leaked Her And Wes’ Dzuuurty Texts…

In our gossip column, we indulge our nosiest desires and delve deep into what the celebs (and ‘celebs’) are doing on social media. Who’s tweeting and deleting? Who’s shady faving? Let’s find out.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bue-HLtHEQU/

Jesy Nelson and Chris Hughes are shifting each other on Instagram… while wearing prison uniforms?

The new couple were not, in fact, in jail, but at what we can only assume was a prison-themed bar or restaurant. Romantic!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BugOHlzFKkz/

The couple have been getting into all sorts of PDA since confirming their relationship with a trip to Dublin last month – in an Instagram Story from their prison-bar excursion, Chris excitedly says: “I met my soulmate at Alcatraz.”

Soulmates! Well now. Has she met Kem? Has HE met the rest of the Little Mix gals? This is the info we crave.

Megan and Wes are still being publicly messy, and as much as we’d like to, we can’t look away. 

The former Love Island couple broke up last month after some jealous Instagram posts from Megan, who didn’t like how close he was getting to his Dancing On Ice partner Vanessa.

Wes broke down in tears talking about the breakup on last night’s Dancing On Ice – but later posted a selfie with the caption: “Starve your distractions, feed your focus.”

Megan took the opportunity to reveal that far from ‘starving his distractions’, he’s still sending her racy texts. Eeeek.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BuhGOsPAR3-/

Commenting under the post, Megan accused him of putting up a picture he had first sent her privately.

Swear this is exact same picture you sent me? After asking me to f**k myself for you… really starving that distraction.

She followed that up by sharing proof on her Story:

Twitter/GKFT

Yikesyikesyikes.

Gwyneth Paltrow may have consciously uncoupled from Chris Martin, but she’s still going to wish him a happy birthday on Insta. Cute!

Chris turned 42 yesterday, and Gwyn celebrated by posting a smiley photo of the pair of them, captioning it: “Happy birthday CAJM. This is a special one. We love you so much.”

Gwyn has obviously since remarried to TV producer Brad Falchuck, and Chris is dating Dakota Johnson. But they’re still parenting their two kids together, and doing a good job if this comment from their daughter Apple is anything to go by:

“Best parents on earth, I love u pops.” Cute.

And now it’s time for… #WilloughbyWatch

Charting the public’s obsession with what Holly Willoughby is wearing.

It’s another double Willoughby day – on Dancing On Ice last night, she wore this one-shoulder gown by Iris Serban, and everyone agreed she looked extremely elegant. Phew!

This morning on This Morning, she’s tackling a very interesting colour combo and stepping out of the box a bit, so we were prepared for pushback. And the commenters delivered! “There’s a reason blue and green should never be seen,” one writes.

“I wouldn’t ever bother with a stylist if this is the end result, truly awful combo then the shoes,” said another. Christ. Every time, we are shocked by how harsh Holly’s commenters are. Guys! It’s clothes!

• insta creep