Insta Creep: Sean(n) Walsh’s Return To Instagram Shows He’s Only Loving All The Attention…

In our gossip column, we indulge our nosiest desires and delve deep into what the celebs (and ‘celebs’) are doing on social media. Who’s tweeting and deleting? Who’s shady faving? Let’s find out.

So Sean(n) Walsh has been pretty quiet on social media since he was caught kissing his Strictly partner Katya Jones a couple of weeks ago. 

The kiss caused all sorts of bother for both of them, given that she’s married and he was in a longterm relationship – they apologised not once but twice, and the comedian found himself very publicly dumped.

Yesterday Sean(n) made his grand return to Stories, teasing his followers with a dramatic ‘5, 4, 3, 2, 1’ countdown then cutting to a video of him eating carrots and watermelon.

At the end of the video, you can hear Katya calling him back into the dance studio for rehearsals. He just hates the attention he’s getting over this, doesn’t he? HATES it.

This video. This video right here contains all the reasons why we love Cardi B.

As I get older, and I wax more, I notice that my moustache is getting thicker. But it’s cool though because bitches with moustaches got good pussy.

Yes Cardi! Stand up for women with moustaches.

Love Island’s Dr Alex has gotten a bit shady about Sam Bird and Georgia Steele’s split (and every post-Island split, to be fair). 

Earlier this week, Sam and Gee (that’s what she calls herself guys, not just calling her a gee) announced their breakup just hours after cosying up on the red carpet at an ITV event.

They’re joining the ranks of Samira and Frankie, Charlie and Ellie, and Laura and Paul in Splitsville – but one person who isn’t feeling too sorry for them is Dr Alex, who shared this salty meme last night:

Bit rich when you remember that the pink doctor left alone because he couldn’t keep a girl around, but… we’ll give you it anyway, Alex.

And now it’s time for… #TBT

The best celebrity throwback photos of the week.

Please look at baby Ryan Reynolds’ bowl cut. Please.

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